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"I've coined new words, like, misunderstanding and Hispanically." -George W. Bush, speaking at the Radio & Television Correspondents dinner, March 29, 2001
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"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
— Robin Williams
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#12 Emus and Kangaroos cannot walk backward.
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... is so fat, When she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
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Q: What can a bird do that a man cannot do?
A: Whistle through his pecker!
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 Clinton vs. Virgin Mary | | By: F S Punk | Published: 04/09/2000 | | |  |
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Clinton and St Paul die on the same day and time. Somehow, St.
Peter mixes them up and sends Clinton to heaven and St. Paul to
hell. About 30 minutes later, St. Peter realizes his mistake
and quickly fixes the problem.
About 45 minutes later, Clinton and St. Paul pass between
Heaven and Hell. Paul says, "I can't believe this. I must
tell the virgin mary of my ordeal."
Clinton states, "Well, you're about a half hour too late."
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Ha! Ha! Ha!
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This is good, damn good joke, man..........
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Good one!
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This is a great joke!
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2nd place whoo hoo
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