Presidential Magic
By: Robnoxious	Published: 11/13/2000
Ralph Nader, Al Gore and George W. Bush go to a fitness spa for some fun and relaxation. After a healthy lunch, all three decide to visit the men's room. They find a strange looking gent sitting at the entrance who says: "Welcome to the gentlemen's room. Be sure to check out our latest feature -- a Magic Mirror. If you look into it and say something truthful, you will be rewarded with a wish come true. But be warned - if you say something FALSE, you will be sucked into the Mirror to live in a void of nothingness for all eternity." Undeterred, they enter, and approaching the Mirror, Ralph Nader says, "I think I'm the most truthful of us three." In a flash, he is surrounded by a pile of money. Al Gore steps up and says, "I think I'm the most ambitious of us three," and suddenly the key to a luxurious new Cadillac appears in his hand. Excited over the possibility of having his wish come true, George W. looks in the Mirror and says, "I think..." He is instantly sucked into the void. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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2lusboat (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (11.21.2000 0:15:25 AM EST) CHECK THIS OUT, WE ARE GOING TO GET RID OF HIM AFTERALL!!!!!!!!!!

YEA RIGHT!!!! (0 replies) started by DirkDiggler83 (11.16.2000 10:51:42 PM EST) IF anything GORE lie's the most would'nt you say!!!!!!

fuck you (0 replies) started by joehavoc (11.15.2000 10:01:37 PM EST) EAT SHIT AND DIE YOU GORE DICK SUCKING ASSHOLES

Informed (0 replies) started by LordSlayer (11.14.2000 11:09:06 PM EST) THIS JOKE IS AS GOOD AS DEMOCRATS ARE INFORMED. PEUUUU<>

Lame-o (0 replies) started by greenapplesplatters (11.14.2000 10:57:32 PM EST) Oh, ha ha ha.... Strike a blow for freedom ... Slap a Democrat!

Kaptain Aype's 2 cents (4 replies) started by KaptainAype (11.13.2000 9:31:29 PM EST) i dont really like any of the 3 but nader is a dumb hippy that would ruin the country. Gore is an evil robot that would try to take over the world and end years of slavery for his kind. and George W would just sit there and nothing would happen. P.S. George Bush sucks the least out of the 3 -=KaP'N AyPe=- You Filthy Ape Ass Bitch

Oh come on... (0 replies) started by mizike (11.13.2000 5:27:43 PM EST) he would have used the mirror to cut some lines first. Get it right next time. Goofballs are better than blue balls.

NOOOOOooo........ (0 replies) started by OliverClozoff (11.13.2000 2:01:01 AM EST) "I said, 'I DRINK...'" Fellow, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists

were all gonna die !!! (0 replies) started by daveminster (11.13.2000 1:38:13 AM EST) see title for details

JUST ONE (0 replies)   started by donut38 (11.13.2000 0:08:27 AM EST) I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THE MIRROR WOULD GET ALL THREE OF THEM

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