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Three Men In A Plane

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 01/01/2001
 
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There are three passengers in a plane that's about to crash: the wisest man on earth, a student, and a politician.

When they find out that the plane is about to go down and there is only one parachute between the three of them, they debate about who would sacrifice his life for the country and who would jump to safety.

The politician says he's responsible for running the country, so of course, he should be the one to jump.

The wise man says he's got to serve mankind, so he should be the one who jumps.

The student says he is the future, and he should be the recipient of the parachute.

As the kid speaks, the wise man grabs the bag and leaps wildly out of the plane.

The politician is astounded, but the student remains calm.

"Why are you so calm? We're both about to die!" exclaims the politician.

The student replies, "Well, wisdom just leapt out with my school bag, so the future can hang on to politics and feel safe."

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    goodtimegirl (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (01.03.2001 2:48:12 PM EST)

    how do you make a sausage roll?

    push it down a hill.

    The names have been changed... (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (01.02.2001 12:28:20 PM EST)

    I've seen this joke in various forms for quite a while. The names change depend on who's telling the joke and who is suposed to be the "butt" of the joke. Sometimes the guy grabbing the backpack is G.W. Bush, sometimes it's Gore, or sometimes it's Bill Gates.

    This is a recycled joke.

    AMEN ROOK!!! (0 replies)
    started by ChaopS
    (01.02.2001 9:18:16 AM EST)

    Testify, my brother!!!

    To Calihankl... (0 replies)
    started by rook30505
    (01.01.2001 7:43:20 PM EST)

    You left a party to go on the internet? I don't think you have your priorities straight homey.

    Pikachu is the devil.

    Uhhh....yeah (0 replies)
    started by calihankl
    (01.01.2001 5:36:55 AM EST)

    Okie dokie...I just came back from a slammin' party to read this? I better stick with a porn page....
    Hank

    "I know...but at least I'm not a million"

    WHY (0 replies)  
    started by donut38
    (01.01.2001 0:07:03 AM EST)

    WHY OBVIOUSLY HE WASN`T THE SMARTEST MAN ON EARTH

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