"The goals for this country are peace in the world. And the goals for this country are a compassionate American for every single citizen. That compassion is found in the hearts and souls of the American citizens."Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "President Visits D.C. Food Bank," Dec. 19, 2002
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Yo Mama ...
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Q: What do tofu and dildos have in common? A: They're both meat substitutes.
Jimmie Carter, Ronald Reagan, Geroge Bush and Bill Clinton stood in front
of the Great OZ. Carter steps forward.
OZ: What would you like today?
Carter: I would like courage.
With a great puff of smoke, Carter was given the courage to tackle any
problem.
Reagan steped forward.
OZ: What would you like?
Reagan: I would like some brains.
With a great puff of smoke, Reagan was given the brains to solve and remember many great problems of the day.
George Bush was next.
OZ: And for you?
Bush: I would like some heart.
The puff of smoke came and went, Bush gushed with heart and compassion for his fellow man.
Clinton was left.
OZ: And last but least, What would you like?
Bill looked to the left and then to right and whispers, "Dorothy around?"
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not bad...
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cspimp
(12.12.2000 10:34:48 PM EST)
...i mean, has anybody actually ever seen the Wizard of Oz? she is kinda cute....
Try the bearded clams, they're excellent.
oh...
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oxbrain
(12.11.2000 3:47:32 AM EST)
If I only had some head...
"They just fuck you and they fuck you and they fuck you some more.
And just when you think they're done fucking you, that's when the real fucking starts"
I bet......
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started by
latertater
(12.11.2000 0:53:07 AM EST)
barnyardstyle would ask for ToTo!
Don't take any wooden nickels!
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foleyt
(12.11.2000 0:03:37 AM EST)
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