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Would You Like Aftershave?

By: VirtualJulPublished: 11/16/2001
 
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G.W. Bush and Bill Clinton somehow ended up at the same barber shop.

As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.

As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Clinton in his chair reached for the aftershave.

Clinton was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Hillary will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse".

The second barber turned to Bush and said "How about you?"

Bush replied, "Go ahead, my wife Laura doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."

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    Waaaa Hahahaha (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (02.23.2002 10:16:06 PM EST)

    take that you fuc*er.


    Just protecting my sheep

    LMAO! (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (11.18.2001 6:06:38 PM EST)

    Although I doubt Hillary would have had much success in a whorehouse. Then again, maybe she was a customer. Hahahaha.

    Great joke, Rob.

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    hahahahaha.1 (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (11.16.2001 6:40:28 PM EST)

    Gotcha! ^5

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    It's just my opinion, I could be wrong. (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (11.16.2001 7:12:17 AM EST)


    I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected.

    Clinton seen with Bush? (0 replies)  
    started by nakedcanuck
    (11.16.2001 0:43:27 AM EST)


    Yep, that sounds about right.

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