Who Is The Ugliest Of The All?
By: Robnoxious	Published: 01/09/2002
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Quasimodo were all talking one day. Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the world." Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world." Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the ugliest person in the world." They decided to go to the Guiness Book of World Records to have their claims verified. Sleeping Beauty went first and came out looking deliriously happy. "It's official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world!" Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I am officially the smallest person in the world!" Sometime later, Quasimodo came out looking crestfallen and simply said, "Who's Linda Tripp?" Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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well.... (0 replies) started by dtahellyeah (03.29.2002 1:25:32 AM EST) sorry quasy but they got a point. Don't Trust Anyone

Godzilla (0 replies) started by roger (02.23.2002 10:12:29 PM EST) is better looking than Linda Tripp. Just protecting my sheep

Well now. (0 replies) started by kweenbee (01.09.2002 7:05:34 PM EST) I think this joke is alright. Shit, I think I'm better lookin' than Linda Tripp. Love the country, live to pee outside!

Now I've got the hump (1 reply) started by marvin (01.09.2002 2:55:10 PM EST) just who is Julia Tripp .... someone enlighten me please ?

It's a Toss Up (0 replies) started by thegrandpatron (01.09.2002 7:45:49 AM EST) Queen Elizabeth Prince Charles Betty Davis Imajean Coca Julia Roberts (I can't stand that mouth) Dennis Rodman Carrottop

I emerged and said (0 replies) started by malcom (01.09.2002 6:17:12 AM EST) "Who's Dan Quayle?"

Obviously (2 replies)   started by tjshere (01.09.2002 6:17:07 AM EST) The Guiness people must be unaware of some of the women I woke up with back in my drinking days. Never fear.....TJ's here!

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