Slap Happy
By: VirtualJul	Published: 04/04/2002
George W. Bush, Bill Clinton, Janet Reno and Bo Derek are riding in the dining car of a train, when suddenly everything gets totally dark as they go through a tunnel. About halfway through, they all hear the unmistakable sound of a loud slap.As they leave the tunnel and the light comes up again, there on Clinton's face is a big red welt. Here's what they all are thinking: Bo Derek is thinking, "That dirty Bill Clinton must have made a grab for me, got Janet Reno instead, and she slapped him." Janet Reno is thinking, "Bill probably grabbed Bo Derek, and she slapped him for it. Good for her." Clinton is thinking, "That sly dog Bush must have grabbed Bo Derek,and she slapped me by mistake." Bush is thinking, "I hope we go through another tunnel so I can slap Clinton again." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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^5 ^5 ^5 ^5 ^5 ^5 (1 reply) started by tjshere (04.04.2002 7:00:16 PM EST) LMAO!! Actually I've heard it before, but it's still cracking me up. Never fear.....TJ's here!

Where was Monica? (1 reply) started by kweenbee (04.04.2002 1:25:40 PM EST) Wonder why she wasn't along. Love the country, live to pee outside!

How old (8 replies) started by thegrandpatron (04.04.2002 5:55:48 AM EST) is Bo Derrick now? Some of these Young Whipper Snappers may not know who she is.

now that... (0 replies) started by dtahellyeah (04.04.2002 3:31:49 AM EST) was funny,i neer heard that one before,good one jul. Don't Trust Anyone

Im with Bush.. (0 replies) started by acidinterval (04.04.2002 1:59:19 AM EST) I hope they go threw another tunnel.. beware of the light at the end of the tunnel..... it might be a train

Everyone Agrees (0 replies) started by marvin (04.04.2002 1:46:13 AM EST) Bill Clinton deserves a good slapping at the very least.

LMAO ~ I never heard it (0 replies) started by roger (04.04.2002 0:31:00 AM EST) and it's funnier than crap. ^5 VJ, I wasn't expecting that ending. Just protecting my sheep

An oldie updated (0 replies)   started by seaweedy (04.04.2002 0:27:36 AM EST) This is a very old joke that somebody has done a good job of updating. It is so old I do not remember who the people were in the original version. I like this new version. Thanks V.J.

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