Pissing In Public
By: Robnoxious	Published: 08/04/2003
An American tourist in London found himself needing to take a leak. So he went down one of the side streets to take care of business. Just as he was unzipping, a London police officer showed up. "Look here, old chap, what are you doing?" the officer asked. "I'm sorry," the American replied, but I really gotta take a leak." "You can't do that here," the officer told him. "Look, follow me." The police officer led him to a beautiful garden with lots of grass, pretty flowers, and manicured hedges. "Here," said the policeman, "whiz away." The American tourist shrugged, turned, unzipped, and started pissing on the flowers. "Ahhh," he said in relief. Then turning toward the officer, he said, "This is very nice of you. Is this British courtesy?" "No," retorts the policeman as he unzips his pants and begins to take a piss too, "It's the French Embassy." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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LMAO (0 replies) started by kweenbee (08.12.2003 2:06:24 AM EST) I'll go along with TJ on that one. Love the country, live to pee outside

Also Picking Up On Simon's Comment (0 replies) started by MisterMontyMonkeyMan (08.05.2003 4:20:57 PM EST) I'm sure we could get people to take a dump if we gave away French Flags for free. "Get your French flags here."

LMAO @ (0 replies) started by roger (08.04.2003 8:47:36 PM EST) Simon's comment about taking a dump. hahahaha This one is hilarious Rob. ^5

I just love the French. They taste like chicken.. (0 replies) started by michaelcarl (08.04.2003 6:04:09 PM EST) I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me." --- General George S. Patton "Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion." --Norman Schwartzkopf

damn (0 replies) started by bigjohn2 (08.04.2003 5:06:18 PM EST) I submitted this same one very funny one

Hell ya (0 replies) started by StorminNorman (08.04.2003 3:08:33 PM EST) But that still ain't good enough. Assemble a detail and get some latrines dug in that lawn, NOW! Damn frog traitors. Who knows if BDL is gay or not. Let God decide. I'm just gonna arrange the meeting

lol (0 replies) started by simonsez (08.04.2003 1:57:15 PM EST) now Ill bet the tourist wishes he had to take a dump I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

Great story (0 replies) started by thegrandpatron (08.04.2003 8:55:55 AM EST) and there's nothing better than taking a leak outside. Now that I live in town, I really miss that.

Aced by the boss (11 replies)   started by tjshere (08.04.2003 7:57:12 AM EST) But that's OK because this joke is a riot. The first line is missing though. Kinda makes me wish there was a French embassy in the desert. KB and I are experts at whizzing outside. Hehehehehe.

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