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Message From Saddam

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 10/01/2003
 
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After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Saddam is still alive," Saddam himself decided to send George W. a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.

370HSSV-0773H

Bush was baffled, so he typed it out and emailed it to Colin Powell. Colin and his aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the CIA. No one could solve it there, either, so it went to the NSA and then to MIT and NASA and the Secret Service.

Eventually they asked MI6 for help.

They cabled the White House:

"Tell the president he is looking at the message upside down..."

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    lmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (10.01.2003 8:46:40 PM EST)

    now thats good.....

    BIG JOHN 2

    i had an M16 once (0 replies)
    started by simonsez
    (10.01.2003 11:21:12 AM EST)

    sunnybitch wouldn't fire


    Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
    Uh..... (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (10.01.2003 9:29:35 AM EST)


    Isn't it also bass ackwards?

    Geez, the CIA couldn't crack the code??? No wonder we can't find any WMD.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    That's ..... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (10.01.2003 9:12:27 AM EST)


    Mr. Asshole to you.

    He sent it to the wrong person (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (10.01.2003 0:41:45 AM EST)


    Hillary should have gotten that one.

    waaaaaaaa hahahahaha

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