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"Unfairly but truthfully, our party has been tagged as being against things.. Anti-immigrant, for example. And we're not a party of anti-immigrants. Quite the opposite. We're a party that welcomes people."-campaigning in Cleveland, July 1, 2000
 
 

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Top Ten Potential Titles for Monica's New Book

By: AnonymousPublished: 03/26/1999
 
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10) I Suck At My Job

9) What Really Goes Down In The White House

8) How I Blew It In Washington

7) Testing the Limits of the Gag Rule

6) Going Back for Gore

5) Going Down and Moving Up

4) Secret Services to the President

3) Deep Inside The Oval Office

2) How To Beat Off the Government

1) Me and My Big Mouth

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    11. ME AND MY BIG MOUTH

    12. I CAN`T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING

    13. CONFESSIONS OF THE #1 WHITE HOUSE NOB POLISHER

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