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Clinton vs. Virgin Mary

By: F S PunkPublished: 04/09/2000
 
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Clinton and St Paul die on the same day and time. Somehow, St. Peter mixes them up and sends Clinton to heaven and St. Paul to hell. About 30 minutes later, St. Peter realizes his mistake and quickly fixes the problem.

About 45 minutes later, Clinton and St. Paul pass between Heaven and Hell. Paul says, "I can't believe this. I must tell the virgin mary of my ordeal."

Clinton states, "Well, you're about a half hour too late."

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