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 Clinton vs. Virgin Mary | | By: F S Punk | Published: 04/09/2000 | | |  |
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Clinton and St Paul die on the same day and time. Somehow, St.
Peter mixes them up and sends Clinton to heaven and St. Paul to
hell. About 30 minutes later, St. Peter realizes his mistake
and quickly fixes the problem.
About 45 minutes later, Clinton and St. Paul pass between
Heaven and Hell. Paul says, "I can't believe this. I must
tell the virgin mary of my ordeal."
Clinton states, "Well, you're about a half hour too late."
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