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	George W. Bush
	"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test." Source: United Press International, "Bush Proposes Increase in Education Funds," Mark Kukis, Feb. 21, 2001

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	"I believe that every human has a finite number of heartbeats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises." — Neil Armstrong

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	#174 The world's biggest pyramid is not in Egypt, but in Mexico.

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	An Amazing New Discovery: Governmentium A major research institution (MRI) has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest chemical element yet known to science. The new element has been tentatively named “Governmentium.” Governmentium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 225 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 313. 10.19.2009 New Element Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the ... 10.13.2009 Teaching Mathematics A logger sells a truckload ... 09.07.2009 Doctors' Opinions Of Financial Bail-Out Package The Allergists voted to scratch it, and ... 12.12.2008

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	I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!

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	An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.