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If we fly the American flag at half-mast for 30 days because Ronald Reagan died does that mean if Bill Clinton dies that for 30 days we should all wear our pants around our knees?
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Knees?
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tjshere
(07.21.2004 9:55:44 AM EST)
If you want to see "Old Glory" in it's entirety I'd have to pull them down to my ankles.
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Good one, BD!
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