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 Hillary's Boyfriend | | By: banana chick | Published: 02/27/2000 | | |  |
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Bill and Hillary are out driving in the country near Hillary`s
hometown. They are low on fuel, so Bill pulls into a gas
station for a fill-up. The attendant comes out and begin's to
pump gas into the first couple's tank. As he is doing this, he
looks into the passenger window.
"Hey, Hillary. We used to date in high school, do you remember
me?" he asks.
They chat for a few minutes, Bill pays and the first couple
leaves. As they drive Bill is feeling very proud of himself and
looks over at Hillary.
"You used to date that guy? Just think what it would be like if
you had married him," he says smugly.
Hillary looks at Bill and shrugs. Then she replies, "Well I
guess you'd be pumping gas and he would be the President."
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