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A Real Moral Problem!?

By: AnonymousPublished: 06/09/2000
 
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You are walking through a park in Washington D.C in the wintertime and you come across a frozen lake.

In the middle of that lake is Prez Clinton struggling to get out of the hole in the ice which he has just fallen through.

Your have a moral delemma. You could save the leader of the free world OR you could capture the moment in a Pulitzer Prize winning photograph. You have to ask yourself just one question......

What shutter speed should I use????

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Blows (0 replies)
started by klex
(06.09.2001 9:16:36 AM EST)

That sucked.

NO,NO,NO!!! (0 replies)
started by arenem99
(10.29.2000 6:14:35 AM EST)

You should piss on him first !!!

that sucked (0 replies)
started by pissonit
(08.01.2000 8:28:00 PM EST)

that sucked

Piss On It

uhhh (0 replies)
started by rook30505
(07.29.2000 4:51:40 PM EST)

was that a joke?

Spank my ass!

WTF???!!!?!?!?!? (0 replies)
started by assmasternumber1
(06.12.2000 9:57:49 AM EST)

THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY?!?!?!?

FUCK YOU!!! No, not you, YOU! No, no, no, not you... all right, FUCKIT!!! FUCK YOU ALL!!!

I will Roast (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.10.2000 11:33:14 PM EST)

If you ever in your life say a joke this stupid agian I will Roast You.

When in doubt... (0 replies)
started by OliverClozoff
(06.09.2000 11:35:25 PM EST)

f11 @ 1/60 - you can fix it later in the darkroom. Really, though, I'd have a hard time watching him struggle like that. After I took the picture, I think I'd have to throw him a nice big rock!

;o)

buttnugget says (1 reply)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.09.2000 1:28:32 AM EST)

Third

that wasn't exactly... (0 replies)
started by SuicideKing
(06.09.2000 0:28:00 AM EST)

funny, but anyways, hmm...let me just say beer is good, everyone should be drunk like me...thank you, and please tip the bartender..I'm here all week!

first (0 replies)  
started by aaaa
(06.09.2000 0:23:03 AM EST)

first

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