Almost 150 years ago, President Lincoln found it necessary to hire a private investigator - Mr. Alan Pinkerton. He was actually the beginning of the Secret Service. Since that time federal police authority has grown to a large number of agencies - FBI, CIA, INS, IRS, DEA, BATF, ATF, etc...
Now Congress is considering a proposal for another agency: The "Federal Air Transportation Airport Security Service." FATASS
Can't you see it now? The new agents in their black uniforms with the initials in large white letters across their backs?
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The only qualification ....
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started by
thegrandpatron
(09.27.2002 8:35:30 AM EST)
....I can tell Airport Screens have to pass, is to pass their fat asses through that Standup Scanner Machine.
Sooner a FATASS
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started by
marvin
(09.27.2002 5:13:00 AM EST)
than any more FATALITYS ;-)
No kidding!!
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started by
acidinterval
(09.27.2002 3:26:28 AM EST)
have you seem some of those F.A.T.A.S.S.'s at the airport?
From what I've seen......
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started by
tjshere
(09.27.2002 2:42:58 AM EST)
Of the screeners who work at airports, this name would have been quite appropriate for many years now.
I'm trying to look at things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass.
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