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A marine was coming home from the Pentagon one day. He noticed that there was a lot more traffic than normal.
As he got further up the road all of the traffic had come to a halt. He saw a policeman coming towards his car, so he asked the cop what was wrong.
The cop said, "Man we are in a crisis situation. Mr. Clinton is in the road very upset. He does not have the $33.5 million that he owes his lawyers, and his family hates him. He is threatening to douse himself in gasoline and start a fire."
The marine asked the cop exactly what he was doing there." The cop said, "I feel sorry for the president so I am going car to car asking for donations."
The marine asked, "How much do you have so far?" The cop replied, "Well as of right now only 33 gallons, but many people are still siphoning as we speak!"
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33 gallons of gasoline
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started by
suicideking
(12.03.2002 11:39:13 PM EST)
properly executed, you can atomize gasoline molecules with a small explosion, usually started with dynamite. this is a simple way to create a small home-made atomic explosion, easily destroying an entire building. but that's not what this post was about. I'm sorry. :)
She drained my tank dry, too!
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started by
willi
(12.03.2002 10:48:33 PM EST)
33 gallons ain't enough? Who's taking these donations? Man, you give Monica Lewinsky a hose to suck on and she gets totally out of control.
wow
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started by
oxbrain
(12.03.2002 10:04:16 PM EST)
33 gallons should be enough to cook a person. Thats enough to take a bath in.
"Wank on. Wank off."
Hey Critic
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started by
thegrandpatron
(12.03.2002 8:46:02 AM EST)
Now you feel my pain.
Hahahahaha
Include Hillary........
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started by
tjshere
(12.03.2002 4:54:59 AM EST)
And every tank in the state will be as dry as dust.
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