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Why We Need More Cowboys

By: rosea1Published: 09/11/2003
 
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At a small airport terminal in Texas, three strangers awaiting their shuttle flight start conversing about the recent world events.

The strangers were of varying cultures.

One was Native American. Another was a cowboy from Texas. The other person was a fanatical Arab Muslim.

During their conversation, they began to discuss their cultural history.

The Native American stated "Once my people were many, now we are few."

The Muslim then chimed in and arrogantly said, "Once my people were few and now we are many."

The Texas cowboy looked at the Muslim, shifted the toothpick in his Mouth and said with a sly grin, "That's cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet."

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    hell (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (09.11.2003 9:05:37 PM EST)

    yeah...got that right

    How appropriate (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (09.11.2003 2:24:14 AM EST)

    To post this one today of all days. ^5!


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