"We ended the rule of one of history's worst tyrants, and in doing so we notonly freed the American people, we made our own people more secure." —Bush, on regime change in the United States Source: Federal Document Clearinghouse, "President George W. Bush and AustralianPrime Minister John Howard Hold Joint Media Availability," May 3, 2003
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Sheeeee-it
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started by
tjshere
(09.08.2002 11:22:12 PM EST)
Tipper has more class than that!
Oh wait. She's married to Algore.
Never mind.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
I had forgot.....
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started by
thegrandpatron
(09.08.2002 5:40:05 AM EST)
this joke.
Thanks for reminding me.
It's a Classic.
Funny as Hell!
I've got to watch ....
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started by
marvin
(09.08.2002 4:28:51 AM EST)
what I say. Some people out there (American people that is) still have some respect for Bill, heaven only knows why. LOL
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