Three Texas surgeons were arguing as to which had the greatest skill.
The first began: "Three years ago, I reattached seven fingers on a
pianist. He went on to give a recital for the Queen of England."
The second replied: "That's nothing. I attended a man in a car accident.
All his arms and legs were severed from his body. Two years after I
reattached them, he won three gold medals in the Sydney Olympics.
The third said: "A few years back, I attended to a cowboy. He was high
on cocaine
and alcohol when he rode his horse head-on into a Santa Fe freight train
travelling at 100 miles per hour. All I had to work with was the horse's
ass and a ten gallon hat.
two years ago he became the president of the United States.
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misspk
(06.26.2003 12:39:05 PM EST)
MY point of view, but an email I received and thought I'd pass it along. Hey, it is funny ya know :-)
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marvin
(06.26.2003 6:31:05 AM EST)
don't knopw much about American presidents, but this one must be George Bush. The description fits.
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