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A sign at a business establishment in Philadelphia, PA:
"WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS WITH 1000 AL QAEDA TERRORISTS THAN WITH A SINGLE AMERICAN"
Doesn't that just make you see red?!?!
This sign was prominently displayed in the window of a business in Philadelphia. You are probably outraged at the thought of such an inflammatory statement. One would think that anti-hate groups from all across the country would be marching on this business... And that the National Guard might have to be called to keep the angry crowds back.But, perhaps in these stressful times, one might be tempted to let the proprietors simply make their statement... After all, we are a society who holds Freedom of Speech as perhaps our greatest liberty... And besides, it's just a sign... At the same time, you may be asking
yourself, "What kind of business would dare post such a sign?"
Answer: A Funeral Home
(Who said morticians don't have a sense of humor?)
WoooooooHooooooo!!
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tjshere
(04.15.2003 6:32:00 PM EST)
What a great joke! Brand spankin' new too. Guess I'll have to give PK some hugs and kisses for this. ;^)
The one I found had a picture attached of a casket..
What a classic story.
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Just protecting my sheep
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