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	George W. Bush
	"I think we need not only to eliminate the tollbooth to the middle class, I think we should knock down the tollbooth."-Nashua, N.H., as quoted in the New York Times, Feb. 1, 2000

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	"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." — Vice President Dan Quayle

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	is so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

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	Q: How do you know if a Chinese person has robbed your house? A: Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway!

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	The most used letter in the English alphabet is 'E', and 'Q' is the least used.