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"I used the expression 'ride herd.' I don't know if anybody understood the meaning. It's a little informal in diplomatic terms. I said, we're going to put a guy on the ground to ride herd on the process. See them all scratching their heads."—Bush, realizing few people understand him when he speaks Source: New York Times, "The President's Trip, In the President's Words: 'A Mutual Desire to Work Toward the Vision," June 5, 2003
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"Yes, the president should resign. He has lied to the American people, time and time again, and betrayed their trust. He is no longer an effective leader. Since he has admitted guilt, there is no reason to put the American people through an impeachment. He will serve absolutely no purpose in finishing out his term; the only possible solution is for the president to save some dignity and resign."
— William Jefferson Clinton, 1974, regarding Richard Nixon and the Watergate scandal
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#159 The first TV show ever to be put into reruns was "The Lone Ranger".
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Q: Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts!
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During one of the government classes at the University of Houston, the professor asked, "How many of your are Republicans?" About half the class raised their hands. Then he asked one woman why she had chosen that affiliation.
"My parents are Republicans," she answered.
"And if your parents had been morons," he asked sarcastically, "what would that have made you?"
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