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Robbery

By: bd2sonPublished: 11/16/2004
 
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Late one night a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs.

"Give me your money," he demanded.

Indignant, the affluent man responded, "You can't do this, I'm a United States Senator!"

"In that case,"replied the mugger, "give me my money."

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    Bravo! (0 replies)
    started by obxbeachbum
    (11.16.2004 10:14:41 PM EST)

    What a great punch line.
    Good one here bd.

    An end with horror is better than horror without end.

    lmao3 (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (11.16.2004 8:56:21 PM EST)

    aint that the truth..lmfao

    LMAO2 (0 replies)
    started by malcom
    (11.16.2004 5:33:10 AM EST)


    That's a fiver.

    LMAO (0 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (11.16.2004 1:14:12 AM EST)


    Ain't that the damn truth

    ^5 BD

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    You gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?

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