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Assorted Goofiness
BakerMedia
College Humor
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter
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"The fundamental question is, 'Will I be a successful president when it comes to foreign policy?' I will be, but until I'm the president, it's going to be hard for me to verify that I think I'll be more effective."-In Wayne, Mich., as quoted in the New York Times, June 28, 2000
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"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."
— New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season
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Snapple Facts |
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#85 The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows.
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Yo Mama ... |
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is so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
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One Liners |
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Q: How do you know when you're REALLY ugly?
A: Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed.
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An end with horror is better than horror without end.
