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The Solution

By: bd2sonPublished: 08/01/2006
 
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My mailbox is being flooded with mail concerning gas prices and illegal immigrants. To boycott oil companies or not; to provide amnesty to illegal immigrants or not, etc.

Since I have become jaded to the various solutions proposed by the Republicans, Democrats, Sierra Club, ACLU, etc., I have elected to solve the problems as they affect me. It solves both my gas and illegal immigrant problems.

I have hired illegal immigrants to push my car. They're plentiful and cheaper than buying gas. Then I pay them in Pesos so they have to go home to spend it.

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    I love.... (0 replies)
    started by mbobo
    (08.02.2006 12:04:03 PM EST)

    The "A Team" reference,
    Thank you Hannibal Smith!

    "pay them in Pesos" (0 replies)  
    started by thegrandpatron
    (08.01.2006 3:58:16 PM EST)


    "so they have to go home to spend it"

    Waaaa hahahahahahahahaha

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