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	"There was a good news story in Mississippi. I went down there and—itwasn't because of me, it was because the doctors and the citizens understandthe cost of a trial system gone array and they got themselves a law."Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "President Calls for Medical LiabilityReform," Jan. 16, 2003

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