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Founding Fathers

By: bd2sonPublished: 12/11/2006
 
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The Founding Fathers were sitting around a table sometime in 1776, working on the constitution. It had been a long day.

Father1: Whew! It's getting rather warm in here, isn't it?

Father2: Shall I open the window?

Father1: No, that's alright. I'll just take off my jacket, and roll up my sleeves.

Father2: Hey, that's a good idea. Why don't we include that in the constitution?

Father1: What? That we're allowed to take our jackets off and roll up our sleeves while at work?

Father2: Yeah, but that doesn't sound very smooth. How about "Everyone shall have the right to bare arms?"

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    New joke for me (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
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    That in itself, desrves a ^5.

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    started by marrakeshman
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    mate. I thought that was a goodn'.

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