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 Laura And Dick | | By: acidinterval | Published: 07/24/2007 | | |  |
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President Bush, First Lady Laura and Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force One.
George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."
Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy"
Cheney added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."
Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. Shit, I could throw all of y'all asses out of the window and make 56 million people very happy." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com? | | | | Related Links
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