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 Making Millions Happy | | By: luvly1 | Published: 03/05/2006 | | |  |
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Bill, Hillary and Kerry are flying on Kerry's wife's private jet.
Bill looks at Hillary, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a $100.00 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy."
Hillary shrugs her shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten $10.00 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."
Kerry says, "Of course then, I could throw one-hundred $1.00 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."
The pilot rolls her eyes, looks at all of them and says to her co-pilot, "Such Bigshots back there..... I could throw all of them out the window and make millions happy." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com? | | | | Related Links
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