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The Titanic & Clinton

By: AnonymousPublished: 06/08/2000
 
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THE TITANIC & CLINTON:

An analysis about our leader and the latest video in the shops.

TITANIC VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet.
CLINTON VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet.
TITANIC VIDEO: Over 3 hours long.
CLINTON VIDEO: Over 3 hours long.
TITANIC VIDEO: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
CLINTON VIDEO: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
TITANIC VIDEO: Villain: White Star Line.
CLINTON VIDEO: Villain: Ken Starr.
TITANIC VIDEO: Jack is a starving artist.
CLINTON VIDEO: Bill is a B.S. artist.
TITANIC VIDEO: In one part, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Bill.
TITANIC VIDEO: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Monica.
TITANIC VIDEO: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
CLINTON VIDEO: Let's not go there.
TITANIC VIDEO: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
CLINTON VIDEO: Monica's forced to return her gifts.
TITANIC VIDEO: Behind the scenes: Leonardo DiCaprio is wildly popular.
CLINTON VIDEO: Behind the scenes: Bill Clinton's approval rating is at 70%.
TITANIC VIDEO: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
CLINTON VIDEO: Monica... uh, never mind.
TITANIC VIDEO: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
CLINTON VIDEO: Bill goes home to Hillary.

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haha (0 replies)
started by blueweedspit
(11.06.2001 3:44:10 PM EST)

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To bad (0 replies)
started by darkoverlord
(06.08.2001 11:13:27 AM EST)

cilton didn't drown as well. But I some how think that after all the people he has had killed that his death will not be followed by an icy
crave.They say he's a socialist wrong he is a communist because he does kill the people that get in his way.

Help save The USA. Punch, Kick, Slap,make fun of and just beat the shit of Commypig losers (aka) liberals.

Amazing Similarity (0 replies)
started by cwscws
(02.20.2001 3:46:33 AM EST)

I'm surprise by the amazing similarity that Bill has with the titanic. Keep it up guys!!!

the truth about bill (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(02.17.2001 4:06:05 PM EST)

i think bill clinton sucks ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dickhead (0 replies)
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(12.17.2000 0:01:23 AM EST)

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(11.29.2000 9:00:09 AM EST)

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(11.01.2000 5:58:25 PM EST)

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that sucked (1 reply)
started by dan8629
(08.09.2000 10:23:16 AM EST)

that sucked so bad that wasnt even funny and this site really sucks !!!!!!!!!

hhmmmm? (0 replies)
started by rook30505
(07.29.2000 4:56:13 PM EST)

So I guess bill went home to an icy death too

Spank my ass!

Another thing... (0 replies)
started by OliverClozoff
(06.10.2000 0:05:10 AM EST)

The Titanic and Clinton's morals are both lower than whale shit!

;o)

LOL!!! (0 replies)
started by Diceman
(06.09.2000 10:23:31 AM EST)

That was the funniest thing I've read in a while. :-D

Overall, however, this site still sucks.

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(06.09.2000 8:30:24 AM EST)

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dick (1 reply)
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(06.08.2000 11:07:40 AM EST)

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fuck that (0 replies)
started by HairyJew
(06.08.2000 1:09:11 AM EST)

was that even a joke? was that shit really supposed to be funny? the whole clinton genre of jokes has gotten old and they are just not funny anymore. fuck the person who came up with the above bullshit. fuck you in the goats ass motherfucker.

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(06.08.2000 1:07:00 AM EST)

was that even a joke? was that shit really supposed to be funny? the whole clinton genre of jokes has gotten old and they are just not funny anymore. fuck the person who came up with the above bullshit. fuck you in the goats ass motherfucker.

this registration shit to look at goofball is total fucking bullshit. goofball kicked ass the way it was before and now it sucks total fucking dick. fuck you goofball. fuck you in your nigger ass. jabroni.

That was stooooopid.. (0 replies)
started by SuicideKing
(06.08.2000 0:46:56 AM EST)

is there really a video out even?

First! (1 reply)  
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(06.08.2000 0:33:30 AM EST)

Kneel before me!

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