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Three Texas surgeons were arguing as to which had the greatest skill.
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Not necessarily....
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misspk
(06.26.2003 12:39:05 PM EST)
MY point of view, but an email I received and thought I'd pass it along. Hey, it is funny ya know :-)
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marvin
(06.26.2003 6:31:05 AM EST)
don't knopw much about American presidents, but this one must be George Bush. The description fits.
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