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At a small airport terminal in Texas, three strangers awaiting their
shuttle flight start conversing about the recent world events.
The strangers were of varying cultures.
One was Native American. Another was a cowboy from Texas. The other
person was a fanatical Arab Muslim.
During their conversation, they began to discuss their cultural history.
The Native American stated "Once my people were many, now we are few."
The Muslim then chimed in and arrogantly said, "Once my people were few and now we are many."
The Texas cowboy looked at the Muslim, shifted the toothpick in his
Mouth and said with a sly grin, "That's cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet."
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hell
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bigjohn2
(09.11.2003 9:05:37 PM EST)
yeah...got that right
How appropriate
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tjshere
(09.11.2003 2:24:14 AM EST)
To post this one today of all days. ^5!
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