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G.W. Bush and Bill Clinton somehow ended up at the same barber shop.
As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word
was spoken. The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.
As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Clinton in his chair reached for the aftershave.
Clinton was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Hillary will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse".
The second barber turned to Bush and said "How about you?"
Bush replied, "Go ahead, my wife Laura doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."
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Waaaa Hahahaha
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started by
roger
(02.23.2002 10:16:06 PM EST)
take that you fuc*er.
Just protecting my sheep
LMAO!
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started by
tjshere
(11.18.2001 6:06:38 PM EST)
Although I doubt Hillary would have had much success in a whorehouse. Then again, maybe she was a customer. Hahahaha.
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