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Air Force One

By: Brad KilmerPublished: 03/01/2000
 
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Al Gore and the Clintons are flying on Air Force One.

Bill looks at Al, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a $100 bill out the window right now and make one person very happy."

Al shrugs his stiff shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten $10.00 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."

Hillary tosses her perfectly coifed hair and says, "I could throw one hundred $1.00 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."

Chelsea rolls her eyes, looks at all of them and says, "I could throw all three of you out the window and make the whole country happy."

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about time (0 replies)
started by grogggg
(03.01.2001 8:28:43 PM EST)

We all know clinton is a total ass wipe.

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about time (0 replies)
started by grogggg
(03.01.2001 8:28:37 PM EST)

We all know clinton is a total ass wipe.

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First (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(03.01.2001 10:45:11 AM EST)

First ahha you suck ahahah first first first ahaha

Imagine........ (0 replies)  
started by dancegirl
(03.01.2001 10:40:28 AM EST)

if she had thrown them out the window? No Clinton scandal(s), no Florida recount and Chelsea wouldn't have to deal with poltician parents!

Oh yeah, FIRST!

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