Bill and the Prostitute
By: robnoxious	Published: 06/11/2007
Bill Clinton started jogging near his home in Chappaqua. On each run he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner day after day. With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her for what was most certainly to follow. "Fifty dollars!" she would cry out from the curb. "No, Five dollars!" fired back Clinton. This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days. He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!" He'd holler back back: "Five dollars!" One day, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog! As they neared the problem corner, Bill realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and Hillary would wonder what he'd been doing on all his past outings. As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the hooker, Bill became even more apprehensive. Sure enough, there she was . . . Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past. Then, just when he thought he'd escaped, the hooker bellowed: "Hey, Mister, see what ya get for five bucks?" Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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Thursday the 21st (0 replies) started by thegrandpatron (06.21.2007 10:01:50 AM EST) I guess an old joke is better than no joke. ==================== Joe took his, knock-down gorgeous, blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe. I want to get weighed," she said. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize. Next, the couple went on the Ferris Wheel. When the ride was over, Joe again asked Kim what she would like to do. “I want to get weighed," she said. Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Joe lost his dollar. The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next. "I want to get weighed," she responded. By this time, Joe figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake. Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go?" Kim responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy.

new joke for Wednesday (0 replies) started by thegrandpatron (06.13.2007 7:50:52 AM EST) Man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine sitting by herself: Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?" Maxine: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs." Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?" Maxine: "No, they spread ."

Bill Clinton? (0 replies)   started by thegrandpatron (06.11.2007 8:07:57 PM EST) How old is this joke?

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