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Daddy's Little Girl

By: DirkSteelePublished: 02/26/2000
 
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Chelsea Clinton went off to college and came back home for the holidays. Hillary was quite happy to see her daughter and pressed her for information about college.

"So, are you enjoying college, dear?" she asked.

Chelsea nodded vigorously.

"And... are there boys in college?" Hillary questionned.

Once again, Chelsea nodded with a mischievous gleam in her eyes.

Hillary, unable to resist and quite curious about her daughter's activities, went on and asked, "And... are you having sex with these boys?"

Chelsea burst out laughing. After a moment, she straightened, stared into her mother's eyes, and said,"... Not according to Dad."

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Dumbass-PimpDaddy (0 replies)
started by tub
(10.28.2000 11:18:41 PM EST)

You're a true-blue dumbass, PimpMacDaddy. I loved this joke. And if you support Bill Clinton in this crap, then you're just as a pathetic loser as he is. Both of you have lousy taste in skanks!! Go play with yourself, macdad; thats as close as you'll come to the real thing.......Stupid wimp-macdaddy

Al Gore is an idiot

this is stupid (0 replies)
started by pimpmacdaddy
(08.30.2000 11:19:01 PM EST)

i think this is stupid you people macking fun bill and his B.J. If you were him what would you do say no shit that would be stupid. I know i would have doen it have you people ever thout that hilley dident give good B.J. well think about it would you take it or leave it e-mail me when you have a answer okay bye oh my e-mail is PMD1569@aol.com

I'd have to close my eyes (0 replies)  
started by arenem99
(08.22.2000 7:00:35 AM EST)

Maybe I'd do her from behind with the lights off!!!!

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