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Hillary asks
Bill what is in the briefcase on his desk, and Bill replies
"don't ever go in to the briefcase no matter what."
Well one day
Hillary goes in to the briefcase out of curiousity and all she
saw in the briefcase was three empty soda cans and two-hundred
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Go Bill!!
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Anonymous Goofball
(04.06.2001 7:49:48 AM EST)
Hey I'd band Monica too! The only
thing I would do different is I would not cumm on her dress, I would
blow my load on her face and tell her get the fuck out of my house!!
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Anonymous Goofball
(06.25.2000 1:40:29 AM EST)
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