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The Oval Office

By: MattPublished: 04/06/2000
 
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Bill Clinton is in the oval office with Hillary.

Hillary asks Bill what is in the briefcase on his desk, and Bill replies "don't ever go in to the briefcase no matter what."

Well one day Hillary goes in to the briefcase out of curiousity and all she saw in the briefcase was three empty soda cans and two-hundred dollars.

Well Hillary asks Bill about the contents of the briefcase and Bill decides to tell the truth (I know its hard to believe but it's true) and he tells Hillary that he put a soda can in the briefcase every time he cheated on her, then Hillary asks what the two-hundred dollars was for and Bill said "I go the the recycling center each time I fill up the briefcase."

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Go Bill!! (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(04.06.2001 7:49:48 AM EST)

Hey I'd band Monica too! The only
thing I would do different is I would not cumm on her dress, I would
blow my load on her face and tell her get the fuck out of my house!!

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