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 The Pearly Gates | | By: sissy | Published: 05/07/1999 | | |  |
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A man died and went to heaven. Standing there at the Pearly Gates was St. Peter. He ushered the man into a waiting room that was full of clock-like structures. On some, the
hands were still, others crept forward, still others were moving quickly. The man asked St. Peter," What are these clocks for?"
St. Peter replied, "There is one clock for each person alive on Earth. Each time that person tells a lie, the hands on his or her clock move. So honest people's clocks barely move."
Just then the man noticed one clock mounted on the ceiling. Its hands were flying around the dial. "Whose is that?" the man asked incredulously.
"Oh, that," replied Peter. "That belongs to
President Bill Clinton. We use it as a ceiling fan."
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