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Hillary's First Night As President

By: sy993588Published: 08/12/2008
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January 21, 2009 - Hillary Clinton was sworn in today as President.

She has disposed of Bill and is spending her first night alone in the White House. She has waited several years for this.

On the first night, suddenly the ghost of George Washington appears to her, and Hillary asks, ‘How can I best serve my country?'

Washington says, 'Never tell a lie.'

'Ouch!' Says Hillary, 'I don't know about that.'

On the second night,the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears... Hillary asks, 'How can I best serve my country?'

Jefferson says,'Listen to the people.'
'Ohhh...I really don't want to do that.' Hillary says.

On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...
Hillary asks, 'How can I best serve my country?'

Lincoln says,'Go to the theater.'

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