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Actual Radio Conversation

By: DirkSteelePublished: 02/28/2000
 
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I don't know if this is an actual conversation or not, it was on National Public Radio and who listens to that. I think it's funny true or not. Besides, unlike the Army, Boy Scouts have adult supervision.

This is an exact replication of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster, and US Army General Reinwald, who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation:

INTERVIEWER: "So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?"

GENERAL REINWALD: 'We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting."

INTERVIEWER: "Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?"

GENERAL REINWALD: "I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range."

INTERVIEWER: "Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?"

GENERAL REINWALD: "I don't see how, we will be teaching them proper rifle range discipline before they even touch a firearm."

INTERVIEWER: "But you're equipping them to become violent killers."

GENERAL REINWALD: "Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?"

The program stopped abruptly.

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started by Anonymous Goofball
(02.28.2001 9:18:09 AM EST)

This is **NOT** an actual radio conversation. Check out snopes.com for all the mistakes in this lie.

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TO BE A MILLIONAIRE

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