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  • "And then we'll be going to Goree Island, where I'll be giving a speech about race, race in the world, race as it relates to Africa and America. And we're in the process of writing it. I can't give you any highlights of the speech yet because I, frankly, haven't seen it." —Bush, discussing preparations for his trip to Africa Source: White House, "President Bush Discusses Upcoming Africa Trip with Reporters Remarks by the President in Roundtable Interview with African Print Journalists," July 3, 2003
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    Top ten proposed closing arguments

    By: TheAdvisorPublished: 12/18/1998
     
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    10. If the dress aint a mess, he won't need to confess

    9. The economy's great, let the White Boy skate

    8. If the Bitch didn't spit, you must acquit

    7. If she is not spread eagle, then it is not illegal

    6. Lewinsky's a whore, and Bill's better than Gore

    5. So he lied to the masses, he was just saving some asses

    4. He cheats on his wife, but its his personal life

    3. Bill can't tell the truth till he sees Ken Starr's proof

    2. Bill is not sleazy, Lewinsky's just easy

    And the number one closing argument by Johnny Cochrane:

    1. If the sex is just oral, it is not really immoral.

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    Fucking sucmbag cocksucker
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    hillbilly commy pig bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ALL Liberals are morons,Algore is a scumbag

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