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Bill Clinton awoke one winter's morn to look out his White House window. He saw the unbecoming sight of the words "SCREW YOU!" written in urine on the virgin white house snow. Sure it was a personal attack on himself, he ordered the secret service to investigate.
the Security Chief approached him some time later quite hesitant.
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"well, go on, who was it?!"
"I'm afraid it's your very own Vice President, Al Gore!"
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obxbeachbum
(06.14.2004 11:18:20 PM EST)
Of good Clinton jokes. 5 from me too. Congrates on your first published contribution. Keep them coming!
Al Gore couldn't even take a piss without the head of the democrates showing him how to do it.
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FAKE!
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tjshere
(06.14.2004 4:22:51 AM EST)
Hillary hasn't touched a dick since the night Chelsea was conceived.
^5, thanks and congrats to my rhyming buddy for posted contribution #1. And a fine contribution it is, LMAO here! WTG, Jimbo!
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