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The Difference Between Republicans and Democrats

By: thegrandpatronPublished: 02/24/2004
 
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A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person.

The Republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.

The Democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, he decided to help. He walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. He then reached into the Republican's pocket and got out twenty dollars. He kept $15 for administrative fees and gave the homeless person five.

Now you understand the difference between Republicans and Democrats

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    The End (0 replies)
    started by beo469
    (02.24.2004 6:48:54 PM EST)

    And the Republican took the remaining money from the homless man, laundered it through his offshore "Headquarters", laid off 3 employees and went golfing.

    lol (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (02.24.2004 4:06:30 PM EST)

    pretty funny....lol

    Don't axe me how, GP (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (02.24.2004 4:21:34 AM EST)


    But submitting this joke means you hate freedom of speech.

    I gave it a 5, btw. Hehehehe.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    I've always heard... (0 replies)
    started by sy993588
    (02.24.2004 0:31:27 AM EST)

    that if you put a nickel on the table...the democrats will steal it from you...and the republicans will kill you for it...either way you loose your nickel

    I've always heard... (0 replies)  
    started by sy993588
    (02.24.2004 0:31:16 AM EST)

    that if you put a nickel on the table...the democrats will steal it from you...and the republicans will kill you for it...either way you loose your nickel

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