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US Army: 1, NPR: 0

By: AnonymousPublished: 04/11/2000
 
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I know this is old but we have gotten requests to put it up again. And besides, it is funny ...

This is an exact excerpt from a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Army General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.

INTERVIEWER: "So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?"

GENERAL REINWALD: "We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting."

INTERVIEWER: "Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?"

GENERAL REINWALD: "I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range."

INTERVIEWER: "Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?"

GENERAL REINWALD: "I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle range discipline before they even touch a firearm."

INTERVIEWER: "But you're equipping them to become violent killers."

GENERAL REINWALD: "Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?"

The radio went silent and the interview ended.

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    Guns are Good Guns are Great Guns Kill all the people you hate.

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    started by jamis100
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    That is extremely fuuuny! Hehehe, prostitute...... the poor poor little bitch, give kids guns AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

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