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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Irishman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What, is this some kind of joke??"
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Bravo!
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obxbeachbum
(11.16.2004 10:14:41 PM EST)
What a great punch line.
Good one here bd.
An end with horror is better than horror without end.
lmao3
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started by
bigjohn2
(11.16.2004 8:56:21 PM EST)
aint that the truth..lmfao
LMAO2
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started by
malcom
(11.16.2004 5:33:10 AM EST)
That's a fiver.
LMAO
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started by
thecritic
(11.16.2004 1:14:12 AM EST)
Ain't that the damn truth
^5 BD
You gonna pull those pistols
or whistle Dixie?
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An end with horror is better than horror without end.
