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Dead Presidents

By: mizikePublished: 11/07/2000
 
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Our last six presidents are on a sinking ship. This is the conversation:

Ford says: "What do we do?"

Bush says: "Man the lifeboats!"

Reagan says: "What lifeboats?"

Carter says: "Women first!"

Nixon says: "Screw the women!"

Clinton says: "You think we have time?"

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    Florida (0 replies)
    started by jumpinjoe45
    (11.13.2000 8:56:35 PM EST)

    To hell with the president, let's play BINGO

    v p responce (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (11.11.2000 10:54:18 AM EST)

    i invented the life jacket and life boat

    LAME... (0 replies)
    started by gurly
    (11.10.2000 5:56:20 PM EST)

    Could have put more time and effort into a President's joke.... :(

        ~gurly~

    hey this is FUNNY! (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (11.10.2000 8:35:07 AM EST)

    HEY AMANDA, I JUST THOUGHT THIS WAS FUNNY SO I SENT IT 2 YA. WELL YOUR PROBABLY WONDERING WHY I DIDN'T COME TO SCHOOL TODAY, I HAVE A REALLY BAD HEADACHE AND IVE GOT STREP THROAT. WELL IM GONNA GO.C-YA.
    P.S. ITS ME SARAH LYNN

    WTF? (0 replies)
    started by greenapplesplatters
    (11.08.2000 11:00:16 PM EST)

    Isn't Nixon dead???

    Strike a blow for freedom ... Slap a Democrat!

    Sure, Bill... (0 replies)
    started by OliverClozoff
    (11.07.2000 1:56:19 AM EST)


    ...you go right ahead. We'll wait for you in the boat...won't we, guys?



    Fellow, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists

    Does.... (2 replies)
    started by latertater
    (11.07.2000 1:23:03 AM EST)

    Bill have two heads? I thought he only had one head and it is not capable of thinking!

    Don't take any wooden nickels!

    THATS BILL (0 replies)  
    started by donut38
    (11.07.2000 0:01:12 AM EST)

    THINKING WITH THE WRONG HEAD AGAIN

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