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"When I give the order abandon ship, it doesn't matter what time I leave. If some people want to stay, they can stay." — Captain Yiannis of the cruise liner 'Oceanos', which sank off the cost of Africa (Avranas was one of the first to get off the ship.)
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is so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
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Q. What do you call santa's helpers? A. Subordinate clauses.
Our last six presidents are on a sinking ship. This is the conversation:
Ford says: "What do we do?"
Bush says: "Man the lifeboats!"
Reagan says: "What lifeboats?"
Carter says: "Women first!"
Nixon says: "Screw the women!"
Clinton says: "You think we have time?"
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jumpinjoe45
(11.13.2000 8:56:35 PM EST)
To hell with the president, let's play BINGO
v p responce
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(11.11.2000 10:54:18 AM EST)
i invented the life jacket and life boat
LAME...
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started by
gurly
(11.10.2000 5:56:20 PM EST)
Could have put more time and effort into a President's joke.... :(
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hey this is FUNNY!
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(11.10.2000 8:35:07 AM EST)
HEY AMANDA, I JUST THOUGHT THIS WAS FUNNY SO I SENT IT 2 YA. WELL YOUR PROBABLY WONDERING WHY I DIDN'T COME TO SCHOOL TODAY, I HAVE A REALLY BAD HEADACHE AND IVE GOT STREP THROAT. WELL IM GONNA GO.C-YA.
P.S. ITS ME SARAH LYNN
...you go right ahead. We'll wait for you in the boat...won't we, guys?
Fellow, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists
Does....
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started by
latertater
(11.07.2000 1:23:03 AM EST)
Bill have two heads? I thought he only had one head and it is not capable of thinking!
Don't take any wooden nickels!
THATS BILL
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started by
donut38
(11.07.2000 0:01:12 AM EST)
THINKING WITH THE WRONG HEAD AGAIN
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