Our last six presidents are on a sinking ship. This is the conversation:
Ford says: "What do we do?"
Bush says: "Man the lifeboats!"
Reagan says: "What lifeboats?"
Carter says: "Women first!"
Nixon says: "Screw the women!"
Clinton says: "You think we have time?"
THATS BILL
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donut38
(11.07.2000 0:01:12 AM EST)
THINKING WITH THE WRONG HEAD AGAIN
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