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Our last six presidents are on a sinking ship. This is the conversation:
Ford says: "What do we do?"
Bush says: "Man the lifeboats!"
Reagan says: "What lifeboats?"
Carter says: "Women first!"
Nixon says: "Screw the women!"
Clinton says: "You think we have time?"
As Robin Williams said, "God gave men two heads and only enough blood to run one of them at a time."
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Good point but.... by
latertater
(11.07.2000 9:49:02 PM EST)
it seems that even when his lower head is not in use, which is rarely, he can't seem to pump blood up that far for his brain to function!
Don't take any wooden nickels!
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