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By: mizikePublished: 11/07/2000
 
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Our last six presidents are on a sinking ship. This is the conversation:

Ford says: "What do we do?"

Bush says: "Man the lifeboats!"

Reagan says: "What lifeboats?"

Carter says: "Women first!"

Nixon says: "Screw the women!"

Clinton says: "You think we have time?"

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    Title: Sure, Bill...
    By: OliverClozoff
    Date: 11.07.2000 1:56 AM EST


    ...you go right ahead. We'll wait for you in the boat...won't we, guys?





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    ...you go right ahead. We'll wait for you in the boat...won't we, guys?



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