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72 Virginians

By: robnoxiousPublished: 06/26/2006
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Abu al-Zarqawi died and George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!"

Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed!"

James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson was next, beat al-Zarqawi with a long cane and snarled "It was Evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."

The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist Leader.

As al-Zarqawi lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Al- Zarqawi wept and said, "This is not what you promised me."

The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?"

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    I believe it (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (06.26.2006 3:49:02 PM EST)

    it's hard to find a virgin in Virginia

    That dude (0 replies)
    started by marrakeshman
    (06.26.2006 2:01:02 PM EST)

    got what he deserved here on earth. I think the founding fathers let him off pretty easy.

    He should've paid more attention to his English teacher when was was a kid, especially

    ".....A good woman, good food, good wine and golf are the secrets to heaven on earth......."

    I spent a (0 replies)  
    started by bd2son
    (06.26.2006 12:04:49 PM EST)

    lot of my early life (grade school and part of high school) in Virginia and the history and appreciation of America is everywhere. I've visited the Revolutionary War and Civil War battlefields, the towns that were burned down and rebuilt, and Jamestown and Williamsburg, before they were so commercialized.

    I’ll refrain from getting on a soapbox about political and social issues, but “GOD BLESS THE USA.”

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